Clubby and fabulous, Tonteria is named for the Spanish word meaning “something of little consequence” or, more commonly, “nonsense.” It’s an apt name for this Mexican nightclub. Professional party throwers Guy Pelly (who reportedly rubs elbows with Princes Harry and William on a regular basis) and Marc Burton intended to open one of the city’s first serious tequila bars, but their presentation—shots delivered via a toy train, to young women lying in hammocks—couldn’t be less serious. This is a fun time, with a solid bar menu, epic people-watching, and the occasional dancer wearing little but a bathing suit and a luchador mask.